Zipper

Seven ways to tell someone their zipper is down

1. “Do you feel an extra breeze?”
2. “The garage door is open there, pal.”
3. “Forget something?”
4. “You should keep some things as a surprise.”
5. “Hey buddy, not on the first date.”
6. “Might want to take care of that before you leave.”
7. “You probably should shut that window.”